Welcome to the Thunder Dome, young one.

So you want to be in Robin's?

A ten-step list & explanation on how I tried to succeed

By Gabriella Dutson
(You might know me, I went to three classes to tell you why you should apply for this class!)

Greetings, it seems we have fresh meat. Do not fear, children, for Gabby is here to explain how to get by in this amazing class.

#10; Do your reading.

• You never know when those book deadlines are going to sneak up on your grade and prey upon its remains life a wolf on a lamb.

#9; Fill out Book Trackers.

• It only takes about five minutes, and you can do it from any device. It isn't that hard.

#8; Use her Library.

• You only go to the library once every two weeks, so why not use the one you go to daily in the classroom? Borrowing books from Mrs. Robins is easy, and she has all the best reads in there.

#7; Do Not Fear What You Don't Know.

• Mrs. Robins is great at making sure your grades are up and that you know what you're doing. This class shouldn't be a hassle unless you're lazy. If you are, leave now.

#6; Respect Mrs. Robin's Decisions.

• She's the boss. Maybe she decides to postpone book trackers or makes fun of a random kid for doing something dumb. It's all for the best, and all in good fun. She couldn't hurt a fly! (Unless the fly hurt one of you, then prepare for her to go Superman on that poor thing.)

#5; Be Prepared.

• You have no idea how screwed you'll be if you don't do your reading. You miss out, get low scores, and there's a small chance your parents might be ashamed of you. Depends on who you are.

#4; Procrastination in General.

• Sooooo many people in my class have grades that have plummeted by putting things off to the last minute. Especially on contest entries and blog posts. Just do it early on and enjoy your A. Like, it's so simple. Don't be like me.

#3; Writing Contests.

• They're unbelievably fun to write, trust me. This is coming from a person who recently won one,  which included me getting a free book and a letter from the editor. You will lay awake at night thinking about how you didn't do one at least once, so heed my words; THEY'RE FUN, STOP BEING LAZY.

#2; Have Good Manners.

• If you're kind, honest and mannerly, you will definitely get on Mrs. Robins' good side. She doesn't focus her attention only on your grades, but on your attitude and your feelings. Literally, just don't be a buttface. There are too many kids in this class right NOW that are kind around teachers but reckless and vulgar with friends.

#1; Make iRead 40 Club.

• Getting in the iRead 40 Club is one of the coolest and rewarding feelings you can have. Finally, you did it! And it wasn't even that hard! Not to mention you get a sick t-shirt, a king-sized candy bar, AND entry into the end-of-the-year party! I haven't gone yet, it's in a few weeks, but it's gonna lit. I can already tell. So join iRead! It's 100% worth it!

Thank you for reading. This is my first effort-filled post in a while and I'm glad to see it shine. Have fun in Robins' you little nerds, and never forget the Robin Eggs;

Mrs. Robin's officially stated favorite table team.